Chuck Norris Facts

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Chuck Norris Facts:
#1 Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
#2 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
#3 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
#4 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
#5 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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