Monthly Archives: June 2006

Community WiFi

is a Global Community of people who share WiFi.
If you have a broadband internet connection you can share it out into a ‘FON Hotspot’. You get a FON social network router for €5.00 (VAT & Shipping not included). If you share your connection you become a Linus, Linuses share their WiFi connection in exchange for free access to all other WiFi Hotspots within the FON Community. On the other hand, Bills share their WiFi connections in exchange for getting the 50% of the net revenues from those who purchase daily access FON passes to the FON Community through the Bill’s FON Hotspot.
Aliens using laptop computers or similar devices are permitted to access any FON Hotspot by purchasing daily FON passes. The standard rate for these FON passes is currently €3 for a 24 hour connection period. FON passes are similar to pre-paid cards. Aliens pre-purchase these FON passes and then use them to connect to the Internet freely.

Wuppie shoot em up

A Wuppie is a small fully ball with eyes and feet, created originally by Father Abraham (a crazy Dutch guy who sang tthe Smurf song) . Now its been miniturised into a supermarket give-away for the World Cup, in the traditional colours of Red, White, Blue and of course ORANJE! They are kinda taking over the country with people reporting their cars broken into, all for Wuppies! .. .
Anywho, get your revenge on these evil little marketing tools of the devil (Wuppie stands for “World Unique Promotional Product Identity & Emotion)

KILL THEM NOW!
(thanks leo!)